Everyone needs a break sometimes. I wanted my toddler Slim to live with her grandparents and her auntie, so I killed her mum and mum's boyfriends off. When the grim reaper came he took their bodies, looked around the room, and nodded his head. Then he sat down on my chair and started playing a game on the computer!

Better save this potion in case I need it later. FInish game with 600 potions

I'm a gamer not because I don't have a life, but because I choose to have many

You think having periods is hard? Try being on a killstreak in call of duty with itchy balls

The Sims 3 Starter Pack by Electronics Arts

 

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The Sims 3 Starter Pack has everything you need to set you on your journey to creating unique Sims with personalities and controlling their lives. The Sims 3 lets you customize everything from your Sims’ appearances to their homes. Fulfill their life destiny and make their wishes come true—or not! This great bundle also contains The Sims 3 Late Night Expansion Pack to give your Sims an all-access pass to the hottest spots in town, and The Sims 3 High-End Loft Stuff to transform your Sims’ homes into sleek, modern lofts. With all this amazing content in one pack, you’re ready to dive into the deepest, most satisfying and fun simulation experience ever!
FEATURES
The Sims 3

• Create any Sim and give them unique personalities! Will your Sims be Evil? Romantic? Paranoid? Choose the traits to create completely unique Sims, then control their destinies as you decide whether their wishes will come true.
• Customize everything! Build the ultimate dream house for your Sims. Discover the infinite customization possibilities for their clothing, furnishings, and even their cars.
• Connect, share and shop! Go online to make movies, show off your creations, download exclusive content, and more.

The Sims 3 Late Night Expansion Pack

• Hang out at the hottest spots in town. Your Sims can party all night at locations from dive bars to dance clubs and chic lounges, complete with bouncers.
• Gain fame and fortune. Become a member of a music band, mixologist, director, or local celebrity. Explore certain areas at night and you may be initiated into the life of a vampire.

The Sims 3 High-End Loft Stuff

• Add high-end furnishings to your Sims bedroom, entertainment room, office and patio including contemporary sofas, ultra-slim TVs, video game systems, and eclectic art.
• Upgrade your Sims’ wardrobes with fashion-forward apparel, tailored suits, and sophisticated outerwear.

Bonus Downloadable Content*

• Date Night! Whether your Sim is charming their way to the front of the club line or dancing the night away, have them dress to impress with the Date Night collection!

Requires Origin Client to activate.


Note: Not compatible with Windows 8.

System Requirements

	Minimum Specifications:
OS:	Windows 7, Windows Vista (SP1)/Windows XP (SP2)
Processor:	For XP 2.0 GHz P4 processor or equivalent; For Windows Vista and Windows 7 2.4 GHz P4 processor or equivalent
RAM:	For XP: 1 GB RAM / Windows Vista and Windows 7: 1.5 GB RAM * For NVIDIA ION™ computers, the game requires at least 2 GB RAM.
Hard Drive:	8 GB or more
Video Card:	128 MB Video Card with support for Pixel Shader 2.0. Nvidia GeForce 6 series or better, and all NVidia G, GT, GTS, and GTX video cards. ATI Radeon™ series card 9500 series or better, and all ATI X, X1, and HD video cards; Intel® Graphics Media Accelerator (GMA): GMA 3-Series, GMA 4-Series Please note that the GeForce 6100 and 7100 cards are not supported.
Additional Info:	Requires installation of Origin for gameplay. Laptop versions of chipsets above may work, but may run comparatively slower.

Star Wars The Old Republic: 5500 Cartel Coins + Exclusive Item by Electronic Arts

 

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The Star Wars: The Old Republic 5500 Cartel Coins Card offers gamers a great value when purchasing Cartel Coins.  Use Cartel Coins, the virtual currency in Star Wars: The Old Republic at the in-game Cartel Market to purchase gear, experience boosts, vanity items and item packs of rare goods! The code on the card is redeemed on www.swtor.com/redeem-code and upon redemption immediately adds 5500 Cartel Coins to the player’s game account.

Star Wars: The Old Republic is the only massively-multiplayer online game with a Free-to-Play option that puts you at the center of your own story-driven Star Wars® saga. Play the complete story-driven adventure all the way to Level 50 for free with some restrictions or enjoy unlimited game access as a Subscriber. To find out more, visit www.StarWarsTheOldRepublic.com/free.

KEY INFORMATION:

• The Amazon 5500 Cartel Coins Card comes with a unique in-game item.
• Key Redemptions receive an Amazon exclusive in-game mini-pet, Imperial Scout "S-12 Blackbolt” Starfighter

• To activate your 5500 Cartel Coins Card, follow these instructions:
  • Go to www.swtor.com/redeem-code and follow the instructions to activate your Cartel Coins Card.
  • Log in to play Star Wars: The Old Republic.
  • Open your in-game mail and right-click on your pet to move it to your character’s inventory.

• Purchase of Cartel Coins online or at a participating retailer gives you Preferred Status offering enhanced movement, chat, trading, and item storage in-game. More info available at www.swtor.com/free/features.
• Cartel Coins cannot be used to purchase subscription time. Choose from a variety of subscription plans online at www.swtor.com/buy or purchase a 60-day Pre-Paid Game Time Card from Amazon(LINK)
• Cartel Coins Cards also make a wonderful gift for Star Wars: The Old Republic players!

TERMS AND CONDITIONS

Star Wars: The Old Republic (SWTOR) base game software, a SWTOR account and acceptance of the SWTOR Digital Service Agreement, End User Access and License Agreement and Privacy Policy and Terms of Service (www.swtor.com), compatible software, hardware, and persistent internet connection required. Must be 13+. Upon redemption, this Card will be redeemed for 5,500 Cartel Coins. Cartel Coins and bonus item will be automatically credited to the User's Account upon redemption. The full value of the card is deducted at redemption only on www.swtor.com/redeem-code. No incremental deductions are allowed. Use of Cartel Coins is subject to the Digital Service Agreement.

Card is valid only in US and Canada. EA reserves the right to change any of these terms and conditions from time to time without notice. This card is not redeemable for cash, except if required by law. Nonrefundable, nontransferable and nonexchangeable, except if required by law. Risk of loss and title for card passes to the purchaser on transfer. EA and its licensors are not responsible for any loss or damage resulting from lost, damaged or stolen cards. EA and its licensees, affiliates and licensors make no express or implied warranties with respect to this card or any EA game card. EA and its licensors disclaim any and all warranties to the fullest extent permissible by law. Void where prohibited or restricted by law. Not for resale. All terms and conditions to play the game apply at all times. Additional terms and conditions may apply. See www.swtor.com for details.

• LucasArts, the LucasArts logo, and STAR WARS are registered trademarks of Lucasfilm Ltd. © 2014
• Lucasfilm Entertainment Company Ltd. or Lucasfilm Ltd. & ® or TM as indicated. All rights reserved.
• Game Code © 2014 Electronic Arts Inc. All rights reserved. EA and the EA logo are trademarks of Electronic Arts Inc. BioWare and the BioWare logo are trademarks of EA International (Studio and Publishing) Ltd. All other trademarks are the property of their respective owners.

System Requirements:

• Supported OS: Windows XP   Windows Vista   Windows 7     

What doesn't kill me makes me smaller - Mario

My mom said I should pause my game. pause... an online game

Escape Reality and Play Games

We spend 3 billion hours a week playing videogams. is it worth it? Fuck yeah it is

New Drinking Game Take a Shot Everytime you die in Flappy Bird

Contrary to popular opinion, these do not make me a killer well maybe the we-mote. that shit is dangerous

This doesn't make me an NFL PRO. this doesn't make me a surgeon. This doesn't make me a lawyer. This doesn't make me a Chef. So why would this make me a murderer?

Congratulations Internet, Goat Simulator is now a real game.

Last week Sanctum 2 developers coffee stain studios released " alpha footage " of "Goat Simulator" because jokes. The video's description even contained the warning, " We're just playing around a bit with programming stuff, this is not our next big IP, calm yourselves journalists" But, as Surgeon Simulator 2014's Boss a Studios once learned, comedy sims are a powerful thing. and so it came to pass that, on the 11th of February, Twenty-Fourteen, Coffee Stain did relent, decreeing to all the land that Goat simulator would move out of experiment alpha and be released on Steam

So, I'm on the 603 bus, right? I'm in the very back seat, left hand corner playing Pokemon. On the next stop we pick up this tall black guy. All tatted up, snap back, sagging jeans, black tee that says "Fuck the Police"

So, I'm on the 603 bus, right? I'm in the very back seat, left hand corner playing Pokemon. On the next stop we pick up this tall black guy. All tatted up, snap back, sagging jeans, black tee that says "Fuck the Police", and damn, this fool is JACKED. so he decides to sit next to me. Of course let's sit next to darrel! so he hits there awkwardly, glancing every now and again at my 3DS and I'm here thinking, "He better not jack my DS..." so after 5 minutes of silence, he speaks up. "Yo dawg" so I look up, "yeah, what's up?" ... Silence as he stares into my soul. awkward. and then reaches into his pocket and pulls out a red pokemon 3DS xl and opens it. "You got skitty?" I been tryin to get one of dem mothafuckas. Shit's cute. I wanna play wid in Amie. How hard I wanted to laugh.. so I traded him a skitty and he gave me an Eevee. "Thanks lil nigga. None of my otha niggas know I play." so my stop came and he did this weird ass handshake and tol me to "Keep it real." I got off the bus and just... Died. The laughter. LMAO.

Pokemon Bringing the world closer together since 1996. LOL

Candy Crush players be like I swear this is my last level

Split screen win

After years of Mario Kart I can't help but be a little disappointed when I drive over these and they don't make me go faster

What body type are you? ectomorph mesomorph endomorph necromorph xenomorph

Video Games teaching english since 1980's better than English Teachers