Thanks for telling me to just have sex if I want to get pregnant. I've spent thousands on fertility treatments and never thought of that

They didn't agree on much. In fact, they didn't agree on anything. They fought all the time and challenged each other every day. but despite their differences, they had one important thing in common. They were crazy about eachother

John and Ann betar eloped on Nov. 25, 1932 - because Ann's father had planned to marry her off to a man 20 years older. But she was in love with the boy who lived across the street, who drove her to school every day. and on Monday, they'll celebrate their 81st anniversary and become "the longest married couple" in America. The day the couple tied the knot, the Great Depression was in full swing, "King Kong" hadn't hit movie theaters yet, and future U.S. President John F. Kennedy was just a high school student. now. the Betars have 14 grand children and 16 great-grand children. so what's the key to their happy marriage? John Betar says "The key is to always agree with your wife"

Hardest thing to do after a break up. delete all photos.

Treating your Woman like a Queen is not called being whipped its called being a Man

What to do when you find out your boyfriend of 4 years has been cheating on you. not once but twice and with multiple different girls! yes that is his playstation

Excuse me, I met my wife in kindergarten, we got married Senior Year, and she's been the queen of my world ever since. But what if you could do it all over again? I would jerk off and live by myself, that woman is the bane of my existence

Bitches & Niggas be like. I'm Faithful

I would like your pics but the way my relationship is setup

Being married is like having a best friend who doesn't remember anything you say

I love how we can look at each other and without saying anything, know we are making fun of the same person

My best relationships advice : Make sure you're the crazy one

NO man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman

Just because you don't understand their relationship doesn't mean they have a bad one, if it works for them, stay out of it.

Marriage licenses should come with an option to renew every year

I gave him everything. I was half a virgin when i met him

I wish you were in my bed as much as you are in my head

Kapag nakita mo ang ex mo na may baong kasama, isipin mo na lang na pinapasyal niya ang bagong aso niya. if you ever saw your Ex with someone new. just think that your ex is walking his new dog

My Girlfriend wanted a cat. I didn't want a cat. so we compromised and got a cat

After you left me, I never thougt I'd laugh again.. until I saw your new girlfriend