I find it hard to believe your entire body was in a uterus at one point

How much Hershey's Chocolate Syrup before it's really not a SlimFast shake anymore?

This salad tastes like I'd rather be fat

Depression when you buy a hula-hoop and it fits you

Thinkin bout dat summer body, but also bout dem tacos

How many pizzas do you want? how many pizzas do you have??

That moment when u were supposed 2 b on a diet

Your mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

Lost one pound. time to reward my self

Motherfuckin Popsicles Bitch

Is your body from McDonalds? Why? because you're loving it? haha no... because it's fat and greasy

She called you fat. Oh Hell No. here, hold my cake but don't eat it okay? Nevermind I'll take it with me

The only reason I'm fat is because a tiny body couldn't store all this personality

Life is like a box of chocolates it doent last long for fat people

My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I was supposed to do

I dont have an attitude problem. You have a problem with my attitude and that's not my problem

Pity is for the Living. Envy is for the Dead

Nothing is IMPOSSIBLE, the word itself says I'm Possible

Decisions can be difficult

Every group project in school you have ever done