I am fucking insane but my intentions are gold and my heart is pure

What I learnt from the hunger games : In the future everyone is Lady gaga

I re-pin all of your stuff & you re-pin all of mine. even though we've never met, clearly we are pindred spirits

Mary had a little lamb whos fleece was white as snow it went out to a club one night and dropped it hella low

I do not miss the old disney

Squeez Bacon.

Hey it's 4am and I can't sleep so I'm using you and this message as a way to make myself tired, thanks in advance

Like a fat kid down a hill.. that's how I roll

This Christmas I've decided to put mistletoe in my back pocket. so all the people I don't like can kiss my ass

Some fathers teach their sons to shave. others teach them to be men.

Yeah, If you could just, come to the dark side, that'd be great.

Oh I'm not bossy. I've been blessed with an administrative gift

What if Spider-Man's super power was shooting spiders out of his hands. no one would ever commit crimes.

Push up Bras Whoever inventem them, we salute you

Most things can be improved by one of five things : cheese, bbq sauce, melted butter, ranch dressing, or chocolate

The only reason to shave your beard is for the joy of growing it again

Even the biggest failure beats the hell out of never trying

The awkward moment when your toothbrush's shadow starts to brush it's teeth

I like that you're a little damaged, it shows you can manage.

I changed my Facebook timeline cover to the avengers picture and I realized that my face was blocking Hawkeye's body. So I quickly took another photo to make hawkeye look more fabulous