Now, that's gotta hurt. Starfish on Christmas Tree

Guardians of the Galaxy by Abnett & Lanning: The Complete Collection Volume 1 by Dan Abnett

 

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With the fabric of the universe torn, all that stands between us and invading horrors is a team of cosmic misfits. Led by Star-Lord, the newly-minted Guardians of the Galaxy include a who's who of the mightiest -and most bizarre - protectors the stars have ever seen! Rocket Raccoon, Drax the Destroyer, Groot, Gamora, Adam Warlock, Mantis, the all-new Quasar, Cosmo the telepathic space dog and more take on the universe's most dangerous menaces...and have fun while doing it!

COLLECTING: GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY (2008) 1-12

The Walking Dead Volume 21: All Out War Part 2 by Robert Kirkman

 

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The World we knew is gone. The world of commerce and frivolous necessity has been replaced by a world of survival and responsibility. An epidemic of apocalyptic proportions has swept the globe, causing the dead to rise and feed on the living. In a world ruled by the dead, we are forced to start living. Alexandria has been destroyed. Can Rick rally the other communities against Negan's army? This second part of the game-changing "All Out War" story arc collects The Walking Dead #121-126.

Oh no! oops, I must have fallen asleep while I was eating my salad

You're fluent in twenty-four programming languages, but you can't even talk about the weather with me!

Honestly, when you told me you'd bring me birdwatching. I was really expecting something else. Flappy Bird Mario

Thank you, Tony! You're welcome Paparazzi! Spiderman Iron man

Mood swings caused by the menopause aren't helped by suggestions. if you feel like shouting, just close your eyes and count to ten!

I'm not lazy.. I'm just saving my energy for later. yup, that's it

Be careful what you wish for

Stupid Driver.

Screw you guys, I'm going home

So I scheduled myself in for a vasectomy this thursday. Don't be such a Drama Queen Carl. I left you with the kids for like an hour.

That weird guy with the huge beard is here again do you think he wants money? I don't know what he wants

Out of all the lies Ive told "Just Kidding" is my favorite

Weekend... You get back here and let me love you

That awkward moment when you spell a word so wrong that even autocorrect is like I got nothing man

Alcohol: The best night-time speech-sluring, headache-causing, dehydration-inducing, drink spilling, charm killing, so you think you can dance? medicine

Dear Alcohol, we had a deal. You were to make me funnier, sexier, more intelligent and a better dancer. I saw the video We need to talk

what's really surprising is how I still manage to be surprised when a guy I like turns out to be a giant douchetard