Cheezburger not ripe yet

People in sleeping bags... are the soft tacos of the bear world.

We all make mistakes

You're fat. That's very.. Hippo-Critical

My mother used to puke in my mouth

Maybe she's barn with it. Maybe it's neighbelline

I don't know man.. Sometimes, I don't want to move it move it.

My friend's gecko on a cricket hunt

Animal Farm: A Fairy Story by George Orwell

 

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George Orwell's classic satire of the Russian Revolution is an intimate part of our contemporary culture. It is the account of the bold struggle, initiated by the animals, that transforms Mr. Jones's Manor Farm into Animal Farm--a wholly democratic society built on the credo that All Animals Are Created Equal. Out of their cleverness, the pigs Napoleon, Squealer, and Snowball emerge as leaders of the new community in a subtle evolution that proves disastrous. The climax is the brutal betrayal of the faithful horse Boxer, when totalitarian rule is reestablished with the bloodstained postscript to the founding slogan: But some Animals Are More Equal Than Others. . . .

You're sexy. you're drunk

Moo Bitch. get out the Whey

Cats are extemely sesitive to vibrations. Some believe they can detect earthquake tremors ten or fifteen minutes before humans. but do they warn us? of course not. They're cats. and cats are assholes

That's a nice car you have there. be a shame if somebody shit on it

Having a bad day? Well here's a picture of a smiling lamb

Hey, I'm offering a free busted winow. to anyone who leaves their dog in the car on a hot day!

A Piglet named Chris P. Bacon was born without his hind legs but thanks to his caring owners, he can now walk with the help of a tiny wheelchair made from children's toys

Dude, last night was pandamonium

Hi, I'm jane. nice to meet you jane. I'm a chimp

Pleased to meet you Dolphin. I'm a dog

How we see Pigeons. How Pigeons see us