Squeez Bacon.

The four stages of Pizza bargaining. 1. Casual interest. 2. Guilt trip. 3. Stare down. 4. shameful begging

I've never seen so much pain in one photo

I don't always bake cookies. but when I do, I only bake 4 because I already ate the rest of the dough

That moment when you find extra fries in the bottom of the bag

This is my kind of Six-Pack

Did you know bananas turn black and bruised because they practice boxing at night without your knowledge?

They should put more bacon in each package. so that it's enough for two people

The most sinister gang in the Philippines? The Sinigang

Bacon. you greasy, fatty, deceptively delicious, meaty bastard. I love you

Red Velvet ice cream sandwich

My Drunk Kitchen: A Guide to Eating, Drinking, and Going with Your Gut by Hannah Hart

 

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One day, sad cubicle dweller and otherwise bored New York transplant Hannah Hart decided, as a joke, to make a fake cooking show for her friend back in California. She turned on the camera, pulled out some bread and cheese, and then, as one does, started drinking. (Doesn't everyone cook with a spoon in one hand and a bottle of wine in the other?) The video went viral and an online sensation was born.

My Drunk Kitchen includes recipes, stories, full color photos, and drawings to inspire your own culinary adventures in tipsy cooking. It is also a showcase for Hannah Hart's great comedic voice. Hannah offers key drink recommendations, cooking tips (like, remember to turn the oven off when you go to bed) and shares never-before-seen recipes such as:

• The Hartwich (Knowledge is ingenuity! Learn from the past!)
• Can Bake (Inventing things is hard! You don't have to start from scratch!)
• Latke Shotkas (Plan ahead to avoid a night of dread!)
• Tiny Sandwiches (Size doesn't matter! Aim to satisfy.)
• Saltine Nachos (It's not about resources! It's about being resourceful.)

This is a book for anyone who believes they have what it takes to make a soufflé for the holiday party and show up the person who apparently has nothing better to do than bake things from scratch. It also recommends the drink you'll need to accompany any endeavor of this magnitude. In the end, My Drunk Kitchen may not be your go-to guide for your next dinner party . . . but it will make you laugh and drink . . . I mean think . . . about life.

Fish Tank Sashimi

I'm breaking up with you. Dig in. I ain't even mad

We love drew barrymore. may I take your order? Three cheeseburgers three french fries and three cherry pies. what do you guys want?

Strawberry and cream cheese donut sandwich

Who needs a relationship when you have nutella french toast rolls

How to make a BLT. bacon little more bacon. top it off with bacon

This cake makes me tear up a little.

I wish someone would look at me the way my dog looks at pizza