I do not miss the old disney

Your wiener is the only one for my buns this Valentine's day!

Dirty McDonald McGustah

Hi Guys I'm his mother's toy. Toy Story Troll

I trust any research claiming semen is good for a Woman's skin.

May you have an easier time finding your next girlfriend than you did finding my clitoris

So, you guys are buds now? Oh, yeah we hang out all the time. Plus, he doesn't have a girlfriend, I don't have girlfriend. It's like we had these holes in our lives but now we fill each other's holes

After the day I've had, I need a vacation. but I'd settle for some Bacon and an orgasm.

Tried to lick my balls.. I regret nothing.

Le Sexy time with the wife. Hmm, I should probably answer that as I am on-call. don't you dare answer that! Can't talk now, I'm going into a tunnel

This man had what he thought was the best tattoo in the world.. until he went to prison

Oral sex makes your day. Anal sex makes your hole weak.

Would you like an Aussie kiss? it's like a French kiss... but down under

I named my penis section 8. because all the hoe's be on it

My favorite sex position is called Wow. that's where I flip your MOM over

Respect is like oral sex. if you don't give it, you're not gonna get it

Women with large breasts are generally more successful than men with large breasts

Dude, your girlfriends pussy is soaking wet... running through the house. Dude WTF. Puppy!!! I gave it a bath and it got in the house! OMG! No! the iPhone making friendships awkward since 2007.

I want to give AJ an Australian Kiss it's like french kiss but down under

and if I catch you with Mrs. Butterworth again, I will cut off your crescent roll