Krillin don't tell me that you're going to have sex with that thing. don't worry Tie. she's 18. Yeeeaahhhhh

For those who don't know the story behind this.

For those who don't know the story behind this.

Before Maggie was born, Homer Simpson worked at the Nuclear Plant because he needed the money to pay for all the debt. Once Homer Simpson finally payed the debt, he quit his job to work at his dream job at the bowling alley. When Homer Simpson found out that Marge was pregnant with Maggie, he became depressed that he had to quit his job at the bowling alley because the salary couldn't support them. When Homer Simpson begged Mr. Burns for his old life back, he put a plaque that reads "Don't forget, you're here forever." When Maggie was born, Homer instantly fell in love with here. When lisa asked Homer where did all Maggie's baby pictures went, Homer explains that he keeps it where he needs it the most.

It's sad how wile E. coyote is remembered for his violence and not for his brilliant paintings of tunnels

Disney teaching you not talk to strangers. Unless they're hot

Uh-oh, we're out of water. so? just use your pokemon. what should we do? it's so hot in this dessert. are you kidding me? you have at least three water types! what the hell is wrong with these people?

There are Bones in our bodies?

Who else thought she looked like a chocolate chip cookie?

Screw you guys, I'm going home

Weekend... You get back here and let me love you

Work sucks! Now accepting applications for Sugar Daddy

Alcohol: The best night-time speech-sluring, headache-causing, dehydration-inducing, drink spilling, charm killing, so you think you can dance? medicine

Dear Alcohol, we had a deal. You were to make me funnier, sexier, more intelligent and a better dancer. I saw the video We need to talk

At my age, every hour I work should be considered overtime.

I have a condition that prevents me from dieting. It's called being freakin' hungry

Fuck this shit Im going to Narnia!

Admit it. This turtle was high as fuck

I cant believe it's been a year since I didnt become a better person

Oh my God! again, I catch you beating the children!

I think my water broke

Said he was trying to save a princess. and that he was being chased by turtles. That's when we checked the Glove Box and Found the mushrooms. Then it all made sense. Poor Mario