One time my parents were gone for the weekend so I took everything in the house and moved it five inches to the left. it was subtle enough that it wasn't obvious but they felt like something was off when they got back. and they kept bumping into the corners of tables and couches. I am a cruel man.

Only kids count sheep to fall asleep. count your debts, your mistakes, your heartaches, and cry yourself to sleep like an adult

That's so evil.