I have to run as fast as I can to a randomly selected other room

Human why do you allow water to pummel your face?

Why are you putting candy wrappers in my fortress?

My cat is obsessed with the printer so I send her messages during the day..

My cat gave up on being a cat

Silence Human.. This is coffee time, not talky time

I should probably go out and exercise today

Coffee can't fix. this kind of tired

His only weakness. Niptonite.

What if I told you.. The bugs did NOT die.. of natural causes.

Hey look what happened, I'm in a box!

Dude! Careful! at your age, that hip-hop hooray can turn into a hip-hip hip replacement!

My Wife has been blaming me for taking a piss and not flushing before I go to bed. It wasn't me! I have been balming the kids for not flushing when they wake up in the middle of the night. Nobody would own up to it. Then one day in taking a bath and he just strolls in

My cat's reaction to the bear skin rug my roommate brough home.

The party don't start 'till I walk in

Smiles are contagious! don't worry, I'm vaccinated

When u sneeze in front of your pet and they look like you've just offended their great ancestors

Mewbacca, the wookie cat

Why are you on the Internet looking at other cats?

So my sister sent me this pic of her cat eating breakfast