So, I'm on the 603 bus, right? I'm in the very back seat, left hand corner playing Pokemon. On the next stop we pick up this tall black guy. All tatted up, snap back, sagging jeans, black tee that says "Fuck the Police"

So, I'm on the 603 bus, right? I'm in the very back seat, left hand corner playing Pokemon. On the next stop we pick up this tall black guy. All tatted up, snap back, sagging jeans, black tee that says "Fuck the Police", and damn, this fool is JACKED. so he decides to sit next to me. Of course let's sit next to darrel! so he hits there awkwardly, glancing every now and again at my 3DS and I'm here thinking, "He better not jack my DS..." so after 5 minutes of silence, he speaks up. "Yo dawg" so I look up, "yeah, what's up?" ... Silence as he stares into my soul. awkward. and then reaches into his pocket and pulls out a red pokemon 3DS xl and opens it. "You got skitty?" I been tryin to get one of dem mothafuckas. Shit's cute. I wanna play wid in Amie. How hard I wanted to laugh.. so I traded him a skitty and he gave me an Eevee. "Thanks lil nigga. None of my otha niggas know I play." so my stop came and he did this weird ass handshake and tol me to "Keep it real." I got off the bus and just... Died. The laughter. LMAO.

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