Congratulations Internet, Goat Simulator is now a real game.

Last week Sanctum 2 developers coffee stain studios released " alpha footage " of "Goat Simulator" because jokes. The video's description even contained the warning, " We're just playing around a bit with programming stuff, this is not our next big IP, calm yourselves journalists" But, as Surgeon Simulator 2014's Boss a Studios once learned, comedy sims are a powerful thing. and so it came to pass that, on the 11th of February, Twenty-Fourteen, Coffee Stain did relent, decreeing to all the land that Goat simulator would move out of experiment alpha and be released on Steam