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Friday, August 8, 2014

at 6:26 PM

Labels: Awesome

Love is hating someone but you still want to be with them.
Poor Pussy The children are seated in a circle. One child who is chosen to be "Poor Pussy" Stands in the center. Poor pussy kneels before some child and meows three times. Every time he meows, the child whom he is facing must say, "Poor Pussy!" without laughing. If he laughs, he becomes Poor Pussy. If he doesn't laugh, the pussy must try someone else
I don't want to hear you speaking Tagalog. Early seven Strike land Never broke

TEACHER I In my class, I don't want to hear you speaking Tagalog. ls that clear? STUDENT: Yes Ma'am. TEACHER : Ok. Let me know ...
The Secret to a successful Marriage is to keep his stomach full and his balls empty
It ain't easy being a dick. I've got a head I can't think with. An eye I can't see out of. I have to hang around with two nuts all the time. My closest neighbor is a real asshole. my best friend is a pussy. and every time I get excited I throw up!
A Thanksgiving Poem. May your stuffing be tasty. may your turkey plump, may your potatoes and gravy have nary a lump. May your yams be delicious and your pies take the prize, and may your Thanksgiving dinner stay off your thighs!
Don't yell at your kids! lean in real close and whisper, it's much scarier
This is either going to be a great success, or we're going to have a great story to tell. so basicall we're on the verge of greatness
A.Neal report for booty
When your gingerbread house fails... add dinosaur.

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