Suck3r Punch

Sunday, August 3, 2014

at 1:53 AM

Labels: So True

It ain't easy being a dick. I've got a head I can't think with. An eye I can't see out of. I have to hang around with two nuts all the time. My closest neighbor is a real asshole. my best friend is a pussy. and every time I get excited I throw up!
Poor Pussy The children are seated in a circle. One child who is chosen to be "Poor Pussy" Stands in the center. Poor pussy kneels before some child and meows three times. Every time he meows, the child whom he is facing must say, "Poor Pussy!" without laughing. If he laughs, he becomes Poor Pussy. If he doesn't laugh, the pussy must try someone else
You really need to go out and look for a girlfriend Bro
I don't want to hear you speaking Tagalog. Early seven Strike land Never broke

TEACHER I In my class, I don't want to hear you speaking Tagalog. ls that clear? STUDENT: Yes Ma'am. TEACHER : Ok. Let me know ...
Rap is the new rock and roll, we the rock stars, and I'm the biggest of them all - Kanye West
The more I look at this picture, the funnier it gets
I have incredibly good taste, I just don't have the money to prove it
Don't ever date a man that takes more selfies than you do
Being single sucks all I get to do anymore is whatever the fuck I want
Riddle me this : I am better than God, more evil than the Devil. The poor people have me, The rich people want me, and If you eat me you'll die. what Am I ?

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