Saturday, June 21, 2014

You Know what this reminds me of? The pee Frisbee.


You Know what this reminds me of?
The pee Frisbee.

The best prank in the world [after poop butter, of
course}, and it doesn't even require going into
someones house. As long as there‘s a gap under
their door, you can get them.

You take a regular Frisbee, like one you‘d get at the
dollar store. and you pee in it. Put it upside-down,
pee in it, and put that in the freezer for a few hours.
You'll have disc of frozen piss.

Carefully remove it from the Frisbee, take it to your
neighbour‘s house [or friend's, or strangers, I don't
care, as tong as you keep that piss disc cold, man],
and slide it under their door.

It works best if nobody is home and won‘t be home
for a few hours. That pee will thaw right on their
floor, and they'll come home to a puddle of piss in
their house with no sign of anybody getting in.

Who the fuck peed on my floor?
That will haunt them for years.

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