No Unsupervised Children. Attention Idiots! there are only 3 reason to unholster your loaded firearm.
1. You are robbing us
2. You are shooting the person robbing us
3. you are a complete incompetent idiot!!
Please o not unholster a loaded weapon in our store
If you do, the following will apply to each of the above
1. you will be shot
2. you will be thanked.
3. you will be treated like an idiot and asked to leave.
if you are offended by this message you can assume you fall in the third category
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