Ok! so I'm about to go on this blind date ( his name is James ) if I don't call you in 3 hours, I'm either dead or have been sold in a sex trade ring. Uhhh, this is James, I'll see you in ten minutes and don't worry, I won't sell you or kill you. Uhhh, LOL. omg, I am mortified. Im so sorry. well, this will make for good dinner conversation