Suck3r Punch

Sunday, June 15, 2014

at 4:48 AM

Labels: Funny

It ain't easy being a dick. I've got a head I can't think with. An eye I can't see out of. I have to hang around with two nuts all the time. My closest neighbor is a real asshole. my best friend is a pussy. and every time I get excited I throw up!
Rap is the new rock and roll, we the rock stars, and I'm the biggest of them all - Kanye West
Poor Pussy The children are seated in a circle. One child who is chosen to be "Poor Pussy" Stands in the center. Poor pussy kneels before some child and meows three times. Every time he meows, the child whom he is facing must say, "Poor Pussy!" without laughing. If he laughs, he becomes Poor Pussy. If he doesn't laugh, the pussy must try someone else
Some fathers teach their sons to shave. others teach them to be men.
I don't want to hear you speaking Tagalog. Early seven Strike land Never broke

TEACHER I In my class, I don't want to hear you speaking Tagalog. ls that clear? STUDENT: Yes Ma'am. TEACHER : Ok. Let me know ...
The more I look at this picture, the funnier it gets
Please do not tap on glass. Programmers are easily scared and will start to cry. Violently. Please enter SLOWLY while singing "Ave Maria" to avoid an incident. Thank you
If you ever did this. then you are awesome
Don't ever date a man that takes more selfies than you do
This man has seen things you people wouldn't believe

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