I write you this notice to bring up a problem which has taken a lot of my attention up every single night of this week and that is the constant fucking that happens like clockwork.
EVERY FUCKING NIGHT.
As residents of the flat, you probably already realise this problem, but being right underneath the sound of two walrus's mating leaves me unable to sleep at night giving me the sleep pattern of a soldier in a WW2 Trench.
Sometimes it doesn't even happen at night, sometimes I'm playing games at 3 in the afternoon and can't hear what the characters are saying over the squeaking and sounds like the Go Compare guy getting kicked in the balls. I wouldn't even be surprised if people in Saville D could hear you sometimes.
I do not know who is responsible for this problem or which room you are in but can you please tone the hell down. Seriously? are you fucking part rabbit or something?
I wouldn't even mind if you had the stamina of normal people but you don't ! last night you went on for like an hour and I'm pretty sure I've heard you doing it for like 3 hours since.
Are you powered by Fucking Duracell!?
I respect that you both probably have the libido of Zeus after taking a bucketful of Viagra that can you please resist your urges for just one night a week? let the rest of us in Flat 2 actually get some sleep without having to pack our ears full of sand.
Yours Sincerely
James Firth Flat 2 Saville C
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