Blonde Jokes

An old, blind cowboy wanders into
an all-girl biker bar by mistake.

He finds his way to a bar stool and
orders some coffee.

After sitting there for a while, he
yells to the waiter, ‘Hey, you wanna hear a
blonde
joke?’

The bar immediately falls
absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice,
the woman
next to him says,

‘Before you tell that joke,
Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you
are blind,

that you should know five things:

1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.

2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.

3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.

5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

‘Now, think about it seriously,
Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?‘
The blind cowboy thinks for a second,
shakes his head, and mutters,
'No...not if I'm gonna have
to explain it five times.‘