Thursday, June 19, 2014

Anti-pick up lines.


He : can I buy you a drink?
She : Actually, I'd rather have the money.

He : will you go out with me this Saturday?
She : Sorry. I am having a headache this weekend.

He : Go on. Don't be shy. Ask me out.
She : Okay. Go out.

He : I think I could make you very happy.
She : Why? are you leaving?

He : Shall we go see a movie?
She : I have already seen it.

He : Where have you been all my life?
She : Hiding from you.

He : Haven't I seen you some place before?
She : Yes, That's why I don't go there anymore.

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