Suck3r Punch

Friday, May 23, 2014

at 6:05 PM

Labels: So True

It ain't easy being a dick. I've got a head I can't think with. An eye I can't see out of. I have to hang around with two nuts all the time. My closest neighbor is a real asshole. my best friend is a pussy. and every time I get excited I throw up!
Poor Pussy The children are seated in a circle. One child who is chosen to be "Poor Pussy" Stands in the center. Poor pussy kneels before some child and meows three times. Every time he meows, the child whom he is facing must say, "Poor Pussy!" without laughing. If he laughs, he becomes Poor Pussy. If he doesn't laugh, the pussy must try someone else
You really need to go out and look for a girlfriend Bro
I don't want to hear you speaking Tagalog. Early seven Strike land Never broke

TEACHER I In my class, I don't want to hear you speaking Tagalog. ls that clear? STUDENT: Yes Ma'am. TEACHER : Ok. Let me know ...
Push If that doesn't work Pull if that doesn't work. We must be closed.
If your words say one thing and your actions another, there is a chance that you are an asshole.
A woman wearing nothing but a t-shirt. Sexy Playful Cute. A Man wearing nothing but a t-shirt. Penis looks like a sea cucumber poking out of a wizards robe. pretty much the most awful looking thing in the history of awful looking things
I don't always go outside at night. But when I do, I sprint back in the house so the creatures of the night don't get me
Before vs After
Why the fuck should I go to someone's funeral if they aren't going to attend mine?

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