Suck3r Punch

Friday, April 18, 2014

at 5:27 PM

Labels: So True

It ain't easy being a dick. I've got a head I can't think with. An eye I can't see out of. I have to hang around with two nuts all the time. My closest neighbor is a real asshole. my best friend is a pussy. and every time I get excited I throw up!
I don't want to hear you speaking Tagalog. Early seven Strike land Never broke

TEACHER I In my class, I don't want to hear you speaking Tagalog. ls that clear? STUDENT: Yes Ma'am. TEACHER : Ok. Let me know ...
Love is hating someone but you still want to be with them.
The Anti-Masturbation Cross. Safely train your children to keep their hands off their dangerous sin zones. Papoose Cross and Arm immobilizer work together to safely secure a self-raping child. adjustable canvas straps with Velcro. Adjustable head strap incorporated into backboard. Optional arm immobilizing accessory slides. under board for firm, spread-eagle position. 5+ years
I like to stalk my own Pinterest boards to remind myself what awesome taste in life I have
My teacher pointed me with a ruler and said. "At the end of this ruler there's an idiot" I got detention after asking which end Teacher?
How can Mirrors be real if our eyes aren't real. - Jaden Smith
Have you ever been so mad that you hit a Motherfucker with another Motherfucker
There's nothing worse than when a man has more dick in his personality than in his pants!
Let me just clean off my bitch slapper, then we can get down to business

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