Pregnancy and Women
Pregnancy Q & A & More!
Q : should I have a baby after 35?
A : No, 35 children is enough.
Q : I'm two months pregnant now, when will my baby move?
A: with any luck, right after he finishes college.
Q : What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex?
A : childbirth.
Q : my wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's borderline irrational.
A : so what's your question?
Q : My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labour, but pressure. is she right?
A : Yes. in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current.
Q : When is the best time to get an epidural?
A : Right after you find out you're pregnant.
Q : Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labour?
A : Not unless the word "alimony" means anything to you.
Q : is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth?
A : Yes, pregnancy
Q : Do I have to have a baby shower?
A : not if oyu change the baby's diaper very quickly
Q : Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again?
A : When the kids are in college.
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