Are my Testicles Black?

A male patient is lying In bed In the hospital, wearing an
oxygen mask ever his mouth and nose. A young student
nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge hath.
"Nurse," he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my
testicles black?”

Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir.
i'm only here to wash your upper hotly and feet.“
He struggles to ask again, “Nurse, please check for me. Are
my testicles black?”

Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and
heart rate from worrying about his testicles, she
overcomes her embarrassment and pulls hack the covers.
She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his
testicles in the other.

She looks very closely and says, "There's nothing wrong
with them, Sir. They look line."
Tho man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her,
and says very slowly, "Thank you very much. That was
wonderful. New listen very, very closely:
ARE - MY - TEST - RESULTS - BACK?“