Suck3r Punch

Monday, February 24, 2014

at 2:57 AM

It ain't easy being a dick. I've got a head I can't think with. An eye I can't see out of. I have to hang around with two nuts all the time. My closest neighbor is a real asshole. my best friend is a pussy. and every time I get excited I throw up!
Why are you turning in a blank sheet of paper? because all my answers are imaginary numbers
Lord, kung di man siya para sa akin pwede mo na siyang kunin
Oh, Wow! ha ha! look do you see his belly! it's like a huge rock! gentlemen, you should know tha under huge rocks you find huge snakes!
Did you know bananas turn black and bruised because they practice boxing at night without your knowledge?
Shit Happens mostly to me. so don't worry.
In addition to Casual Friday, I propose the following : Punch a Coworker Monday, No Pants/Shirt Tuesday, Drunk at Work Wednesday, And Call in Sick Thursday
Did someone say hog rider
If I had a dollar for every time I wanted to knock a lazy co-worker out, I wouldn't have to work anymore
USA : Women arrested for calling her Ex-Boyfriend 77 000 times in a week. Albuquerque A New Mexico woman was finally arrested this morning by officers of the Albuquerque Police Department in what could be the most extreme case of stalking ever recorded in the history of the country. The 28 year old woman allegedly not only called her ex-lover a formidable 77 639 times in a week, but also sent him 1937 emails, 41 229 text messages, 217 sung messages and 647 letters in the same period

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