I have a smart phone and a dumb battery

Yesterday is a canceled check : forget it. Tomorrow is a promissory note : don't count on it. Today is ready cash : use it! - Edwin Bliss

Always end the day with a positive thought. No matter how hard things were, Tomorrow's a fresh opportunity to make it better.

I can't believe i work this hard to be this poor.

Life is too short. to waste time hating anyone

My memory is so bad.. how bad is it? how bad is what?

Gamer Boyfriends. Wanna make out? According to Internet. According to reality.

I wouldn't have to manage my anger if people could learn to manage their fuckin stupidity

Dirty McDonald McGustah

Hi Guys I'm his mother's toy. Toy Story Troll