Ombre?? Honey, in the South we call that roots, and we wear a cap till we can get to the salon

MacGyver's got nothing on a mother with an oversized purse.

I like to hang out with people who make me forget to look at my phone

I got through to a stupid person today!

What if I told you being single is better than rushing into a shitty relationship

Celery is 95% water and 100% not pizza.

Bragging : A Physical interpretation. Hey, check out this thing I accomplished

Next time the bully asks for your lunch money, tell him you left it on his mother's dresser

If you love something, set it free. if it returns, it probably can't pay its student loans

The fact that some girls wear extensions and false eyelashes every day astounds me because I can't be bothered to put on pants regularly