Why Women Cry. sadness. Happiness. ????

Note to self. Just because it pops into my head does NOT mean it should come out of my mouth

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper

I miss when I was little, and didn't care about my weight, clothes, or hair, I just did what made me happy

That moment when you understand something in math class. I am the smartest man alive!

Whenever I am extremely bored with life, I post a political status on Facebook and watch my friends battle each other like its crips vs. bloods

The worst thing after waking up? everything until I go to bed again

Being married is like having a best friend who doesn't remember anything you say

Nothing brings two people together faster than the hatred of a third person

My heart has no room for you but the trunk of my car definitely does