Mom : Hey why are you all dressed up? where are you going? Daughter : to the bathroom, I need a new Facebook profile picture

If Swearing is Immature why is it referred to as "Adult Language"?

Facebook. The only place where I can be married to my bestfriend and have more than 20 siblings

When an ad starts playing music in one of my browser tabs.. I will find you and I will kill you

Jingle Bells, Twilight smells, edward ran away. bella dies, jacob cries, Star Wars all the way

Do not push button. Temptation. do you really want to spend the rest of your life wondering..

Don't leave me.. I love you come back.

What my mom thinks I do. learning for school. what my dad thinks I do. drinking vodka. what my friends think I do. Playing xbox. what I really do. I don't dissappoint anyone

Dad, you were like a father to me

Sometimes I feel like writing "LOL" at the end of every answer in Exam