Says "Hi" on Facebook chat. person goes offline

Laziness is the Mother of all bad habits... but ultimately she is a mother and we should respect her

Transform already. I've been following you for an hour

If I had a nickel for every time I've wanted to kill you, I'd probably have enough to hire someone to do it for me

I love how we can look at each other and without saying anything, know we are making fun of the same person

Your pity party on Facebook should have been created under events so we could have chosen to attend or not

I'm running out of reasons not to stab you

Dude... I was there.. don't try to change the story

Nice Tan, what's your race? Carrot?

I have about 13 different personalities.. and I am about to let them all out to play at once!