I'm not lazy. I'm just highly motivated not to do anything

The funny thing about Facebook is you can talk about one person and it makes 20 others think it's about them

This is who I am. Nobody said you had to like it.

I finally know what skinny feels like. Hungry. it feels like hungry

I didn't sleep well last night so I made my coffee this morning with ted bull instead of water I got half way to work before I realized I forgot my car

I got my hair did

I hate when I understand something. after the test

What is Love? love is the 7th sense of Human that destroys all the six senses and make the person non-sense

Ok that's it!! if my mom is calling my dad, I'm calling her mom!

The feeling one has when forced to participate in workplace team building exercises