I only need a coffee on days ending with the letter y

Put that stupid tongue back in your mouth, jerry. that's not what your mom said last night. oh shit!

Mommy, I'm sorry you're tired! just kidding. I don't care

Every snack you make every meal you bake every bite you take I'll be watching you.

No, Thank you for letting me watch you constantly text as we hang out. I would hate to bore you with my company.

Office boredom you're doing it right

Human, is not time for work. is time for belly-rub

Why are all these people here?/ There's too many people on this earth. We need a new plague.

Water Temperature

That moment when you get your friend in trouble. I will kill you