This City needs a Hero.

Yeah! I lost 5 pound weight! did you remove your makeup from your face??

The awkward moment when you forget what you're watching during the commercial break

Oh, so you're his ex... Well, I'm the upgrade, nice to meet you

It has been a productive day. Chips World

Why I eat out. The Key. don't have food at home. it tastes better. don't feel like cooking. for funzies. don't want to do any friggin dishes

Boomerang slippers. for all mothers

Sometimes the smartest thing you can do is play dumb

Bus Windows. made you think about life since 1956

When something is too far away. I try to use the Force. I try to use the Force again. I go and get it

I don't always die but when I do, I don't - Son Goku Dragon Ball

I am just going to keep calling and texting you until you understand how normal I am

I don't know.. How I feel

Talking during class. Hey you! do you want to come up here and teach the rest of the class. Yes sure!! Class is over... go have an early break everyone

Honey I've got a surprise for you

During a test, when the teacher passes by, you cover your answers with your hand, so that the teacher cannot see how stupid you are

I always say "Morning" Instead of "Good Morning". if it were a good morning. I would still be asleep in bed instead of talking to people

Out of all the lies I've told " just joking!" is my favorite

First day of school. This year, I'm gonna work hard! it never happens!

I'm looking for Nobody. because yesterday someone shouted, Nobody loves you

Ok. Truth or dare. Truth. all right.. have you ever cheated on me? I mean DARE. darn you auto correct. alright.. I dare you to answer the question

How we see Dr. Sheldon Lee Cooper. How Dr. Sheldon Lee Cooper Sees us

The Phone Check. realized I'm walking in wrong direction.. pull out phone, pretend to read and turn around

Read books.. not bottlecaps.

I Don't want to live.. Coke and Mentos

Deleted Browsing History. Now I have to type all the usernames again

Mom, I want some fresh air.. Can i go for a walk? Yes, but tell your "Fresh air" to drop you home by 9pm

Call me a doctor! call me a doctor! why??? what happened??! are you sick?? No I just graduated from medical school!

It's better to fail than to cheat. but... it's better to cheat than to repeat

Finish typing 12 page essay Clicks save 15 times.

Mom : Hey why are you all dressed up? where are you going? Daughter : to the bathroom, I need a new Facebook profile picture

If Swearing is Immature why is it referred to as "Adult Language"?

Facebook. The only place where I can be married to my bestfriend and have more than 20 siblings

When an ad starts playing music in one of my browser tabs.. I will find you and I will kill you

Jingle Bells, Twilight smells, edward ran away. bella dies, jacob cries, Star Wars all the way

Do not push button. Temptation. do you really want to spend the rest of your life wondering..

Don't leave me.. I love you come back.

What my mom thinks I do. learning for school. what my dad thinks I do. drinking vodka. what my friends think I do. Playing xbox. what I really do. I don't dissappoint anyone

Dad, you were like a father to me

Sometimes I feel like writing "LOL" at the end of every answer in Exam

Says "Hi" on Facebook chat. person goes offline

Laziness is the Mother of all bad habits... but ultimately she is a mother and we should respect her

Transform already. I've been following you for an hour

If I had a nickel for every time I've wanted to kill you, I'd probably have enough to hire someone to do it for me

I love how we can look at each other and without saying anything, know we are making fun of the same person

Your pity party on Facebook should have been created under events so we could have chosen to attend or not

I'm running out of reasons not to stab you

Dude... I was there.. don't try to change the story

Nice Tan, what's your race? Carrot?

I have about 13 different personalities.. and I am about to let them all out to play at once!