Thursday, June 12, 2014

when are you going to pick me up. I'm at a funeral omfg and the phone beeped and everyone's staring and oh fuck there's a woman saying stop texting you're at a funeral oh my God how can you just keep typing and they're kicking me out and now I'm fighting back I pull out my secret nunchuks and take a swing at the priest oh shit the cops are here so I throw a smoke bomb and escape I'll pick you up at 5:30


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