Thursday, October 22, 2015

Love is hating someone but you still want to be with them.

How can you move forward if you keep regretting the past.

I will never forgive anyone who causes harm to people.

Forgetting is like a wound. The wound may heal. But it has left a scar.

There's no advantage to hurrying through life.

Never forget that kindness can hurt instead of help.

It it's possible to be hurt by another, then it's possible for that person to be healed by another.

Our eyes are closed. There's a whole world out there that lives outside ourselves and our dreams.

Don't give up! There's no shame in falling down! True shame is not to stand up again!

When people realize how lonely it is being on their own, they will become kind.

I can stand not eating or sleeping, but I absolutely would not be able to live without my computer.

Tuesday, October 20, 2015

It's not that you are weird... it's just that everyone else is normal.

When your Mom dropped you off at the school, she got a ticket for littering.

I don't believe plastic surgery, But in your case, Go ahead.

No need for insults, your face says it all.

What's the point of putting make up? A monkey is gonna stay a monkey.

Mirrors can't talk, lucky for you they can't laugh either.

Me pretending to listen should be enough for you.

WOW! you have a huge pimple in between your shoulders! Oh wait that's your face.

Is being stupid a profession or are you just gifted?

This room is full of people that think you are funny.

The secret of the creative life is to feel at easewith your own embarrassment.

A gentleman will not insult me, and no man not a gentleman can insult me.

If assholes could fly, this place would be an airport.

Next year the government are going to start killing all mentally challenged people. I thought of you and started to cry. Run my little retard, run.

Scientists say the universe is made up of protons, neutrons and electrons. They forgot to mention morons.

This room is full of people that think you are funny.

You don't have to disrespect and insult others simply to hold your own ground. If you do, that shows how shaky your own position is.

Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn!

People like you are the reason why we have middle fingers.

Thursday, October 15, 2015

Stupidity is not a crime, so you're free to go.

I don' hate you I'm just not necessarily excited about your existence.

An injury is much sooner forgotten than an insult.

Don't let compliments mess with your mind, Don't let insults mess with your heart.

Damn Woman! You are like a 7 Eleven 24 Hour Convenience store... You never close.

Are you always this Stupid or are you making a special effort today?

You're in Shape, bearing in mind that 'Round' is a shape.

D.R.A.M.A. Dumb Retards Asking for More Attention

Fuck Face: A person with a face that instantly pisses you off the moment you see it and you have to fight an incredible urge to smash him or her in the mouth

Wednesday, October 7, 2015

Your penis is 'this' big.

Oh, I'm sorry. I forgot I only exist When you need something.

I thought I was awesomely creative, imaginative, and original. Then I found Pinterest.

ABRACADABRA! Nope. You're still a bitch.

Some people are such treasures you really just wanna bury them.

If you were a cookie, you'd be a whoreo.

My goal wasn't to disappoint you. That just sort of happened.

Shut Up. I wear heels bigger than your dick.

It would be significantly easier to wish you a happy birthday if you were on Facebook.

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