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Sunday, June 29, 2014

at 1:46 AM

Labels: Funny

It ain't easy being a dick. I've got a head I can't think with. An eye I can't see out of. I have to hang around with two nuts all the time. My closest neighbor is a real asshole. my best friend is a pussy. and every time I get excited I throw up!
I don't want to hear you speaking Tagalog. Early seven Strike land Never broke

TEACHER I In my class, I don't want to hear you speaking Tagalog. ls that clear? STUDENT: Yes Ma'am. TEACHER : Ok. Let me know ...
Why are you turning in a blank sheet of paper? because all my answers are imaginary numbers
Happiness is annoying your elder sister by being taller than her
In addition to Casual Friday, I propose the following : Punch a Coworker Monday, No Pants/Shirt Tuesday, Drunk at Work Wednesday, And Call in Sick Thursday
Somehow overnight some stupid slugs have been sneaking into our house under the back door. this morning I awoke to find a slug trail alost all the way to the door of my room and decided to put a stop to it. The rules of the gauntlet are simple. any slug that touches the salt walls will most likely die a fiery death. any slug valiant enough to complete the gauntlet will be rewarded with a hearty amount of jam and entry to the house. the gauntlet will increase in difficulty with each successful slug. let the real life tower defence begin!
Hot Nerd I'm Confused
etc. end of thinking capacity
let's go girls ... let's find some cock
Shit Happens mostly to me. so don't worry.

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