Suck3r Punch

Friday, August 8, 2014

at 6:15 PM

Labels: Funny

It ain't easy being a dick. I've got a head I can't think with. An eye I can't see out of. I have to hang around with two nuts all the time. My closest neighbor is a real asshole. my best friend is a pussy. and every time I get excited I throw up!
I don't want to hear you speaking Tagalog. Early seven Strike land Never broke

TEACHER I In my class, I don't want to hear you speaking Tagalog. ls that clear? STUDENT: Yes Ma'am. TEACHER : Ok. Let me know ...
Oh, Wow! ha ha! look do you see his belly! it's like a huge rock! gentlemen, you should know tha under huge rocks you find huge snakes!
Never make eye contact while eating a Banana
My favorite sex position is called Wow. that's where I flip your MOM over
Praying for an accident
USA : Women arrested for calling her Ex-Boyfriend 77 000 times in a week. Albuquerque A New Mexico woman was finally arrested this morning by officers of the Albuquerque Police Department in what could be the most extreme case of stalking ever recorded in the history of the country. The 28 year old woman allegedly not only called her ex-lover a formidable 77 639 times in a week, but also sent him 1937 emails, 41 229 text messages, 217 sung messages and 647 letters in the same period
You knew damn well that was the wrong hole
I thought I was a good person until I started to read all these mean ecards & was like "that's totally me!" Now I see what an asshole I really am
Did someone say hog rider

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