Things you must try on an elevator
- Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
- Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask them to call you admiral.
- Meow occasionaly
-Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in Horror : "You're one of them!" and back away slowly.
- Say DING at each floor.
- make explosion noises when someone presses a button.
- Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and then announce that this is your personal space.
- When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap him/her on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
- Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream : "That's mine!"
- Call out a group hug, then enforce it
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