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Friday, September 26, 2014

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Labels: Funny

I don't want to hear you speaking Tagalog. Early seven Strike land Never broke

TEACHER I In my class, I don't want to hear you speaking Tagalog. ls that clear? STUDENT: Yes Ma'am. TEACHER : Ok. Let me know ...
Everybody says teaching is so easy just like walking in a park. but, only teachers know that the park is the Jurassic Park with a variety of dinosaurs.
It ain't easy being a dick. I've got a head I can't think with. An eye I can't see out of. I have to hang around with two nuts all the time. My closest neighbor is a real asshole. my best friend is a pussy. and every time I get excited I throw up!
Drove all the way home thinking I had a flat tire but I was actually missing a tire
There's only so many times you can allow someone to let you down before you can't handle the disappointment any more.

There's only so many times you can allow someone to let you down before you can't handle the disappointment any more. When things...
I didn't do nuthin! ooo! A confession! Jury of English Majors
Top ten rules for men in the PMS-ING Club ( the PMS-ING club is a place for men to go to get advice on how best to handle Women PMS-ING )

1. the first rule of PMS-ING club, is you don't talk about PMS-ING club. 2. Don't ask about it, don't even hint about it. If ...
That's a nice car you have there. be a shame if somebody shit on it
What is your job? I'm Programmer. then, can you install Windows?
If your words say one thing and your actions another, there is a chance that you are an asshole.

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