Suck3r Punch

Sunday, April 20, 2014

at 3:15 AM

Why are you turning in a blank sheet of paper? because all my answers are imaginary numbers
It ain't easy being a dick. I've got a head I can't think with. An eye I can't see out of. I have to hang around with two nuts all the time. My closest neighbor is a real asshole. my best friend is a pussy. and every time I get excited I throw up!
Oh, Wow! ha ha! look do you see his belly! it's like a huge rock! gentlemen, you should know tha under huge rocks you find huge snakes!
Lord, kung di man siya para sa akin pwede mo na siyang kunin
I don't want to hear you speaking Tagalog. Early seven Strike land Never broke

TEACHER I In my class, I don't want to hear you speaking Tagalog. ls that clear? STUDENT: Yes Ma'am. TEACHER : Ok. Let me know ...
Security Duck. You know you are safe when security duck is on patrol
USA : Women arrested for calling her Ex-Boyfriend 77 000 times in a week. Albuquerque A New Mexico woman was finally arrested this morning by officers of the Albuquerque Police Department in what could be the most extreme case of stalking ever recorded in the history of the country. The 28 year old woman allegedly not only called her ex-lover a formidable 77 639 times in a week, but also sent him 1937 emails, 41 229 text messages, 217 sung messages and 647 letters in the same period
Hot Nerd I'm Confused
Shit Happens mostly to me. so don't worry.
Praying for an accident

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