my boyfriend just told me he won't have sex with me until i lose weight, what should i do????

I tell you what you do, you take him into a room, push him on the bed and start kissing him, start teasing him with your sexiest lingerie on and strip him down to his undies, you get him all turned on and then just as he goes to take off your underwear pull out a bucket of fried chicken from under the bed, slap him across the face tell him hes dumped and walk out enjoying your chicken