When someone says "Nothing can be more complicated than love", just throw Medical & Engineering books on their face

And this is how a Mac is used for gaming

Do you ever feel like running away? Just suddenly leaving. No note, no warning. Just getting your shit, and leaving.

I might be crazy, but at least I keep it interesting.

What makes you think the kid is mine?

Dear Facebook, Please develop Spell-Check, Grammar-Check & Punctuation-Check for Facebook so I don't have to know how stupid my friends truly are.

I'm so bored at work that I'm actually doing my job.

Sweet Orange Cares

I need hugs

That awkward moment when everyone is talking about their skills and talents and you're like : I can breathe